September 2025 Mayan Astrology Forecast Pt.1: Comedy, Conspiracy & The Eclipse That Breaks Reality

The Carnival Begins: Understanding the Monkey Trecena Energy

We have entered the thirteen-day period (trecena) governed by B'atz/Chuen, a Daysign that is personified by the animal archetype of the central american howler monkey. And much like our primape friend, these times are when the cosmic jester takes center stage and reality becomes increasingly theatrical. During this trecena, the boundary between performance and authenticity does not just blur; it dissolves entirely. The world transforms into an open mic night where everyone's simultaneously the comedian and the audience, the trickster and the mark.

B’atz/Chuen Daysign (Nawal/Chumil)

This is not merely a metaphor. When Monkey energy saturates the collective consciousness, breakthrough innovations emerge from comedy clubs as readily as from think tanks. The class clown's solution outperforms the boardroom's five-year plan. Street art carries more truth than institutional statements. The algorithm itself seems to develop a sense of humor, elevating the genuinely creative over the merely commercial.

But here is where it gets dangerous: in this carnival atmosphere, political theater stops pretending it is anything else. The masks come off, revealing that governance has become performance art—except now, the performers have forgotten they are acting.

When Comedians Become Oracles: The Political Shapeshifting of Our Time

The B’atz/Chuen (Monkey) trecena illuminates something that has been building for years: the transformation of comedy podcasts into political pulpits. This is NOT coincidence. This IS synchronicity. When the collective craves authenticity but can only process it through entertainment, comedians become the unlikely priests of our new religion: engagement metrics.

These platforms operate perfectly within Monkey energy. They present themselves as "just comedy," "just conversation," "just two people talking." But during a B’atz/Chuen trecena, that is exactly when the most potent programming occurs. The conscious mind relaxes, laughing at the jokes, while deeper currents of influence flow beneath the surface. Political figures have learned to surf these currents, appearing on shows that explicitly claim to be non-political while implicitly reshaping the political landscape.

This artisan energy works both ways. These comedians genuinely believe they are outside the political machine, just "asking questions," just "having conversations." They do not realize (or want to realize) they have become the machine's most effective components—court jesters who have forgotten they work for the court.

The Great Distraction: When Real Conspiracies Hide Behind Performance

The recent Joe Rogan episode with Anna Paulina Luna exemplifies Monkey energy at its most shadowy. Here we have a congressional representative discussing UFOs, interdimensional beings, and the Book of Enoch—a cosmic variety show of alternative narratives. The conversation sprawls across government secrecy, whistleblower protection and fallen angels, each topic more theatrical than the last.

But notice what is absent from this carnival of conspiracies: the conspiracies we can actually prove.

While audiences marvel at tales of UAPs and debate whether ancient texts predicted modern technology, the Epstein case—with its documented web of power, abuse, and cover-ups—fades into background static. This is Monkey energy weaponized: using our love of mystery and performance to obscure mysteries that have already been solved but whose solutions implicate too many still-breathing players.

This simian trickster was tailormade for the American (primarily male) audience. Anna Paulina Luna is a political cheerleader for the Trump administration that was more than likely shuffled onto JRE to sway the public with her apparent charm and beauty. Being a former Sports Illustrated model and previously going viral for creating content in a MAGA-themed swimsuit, it is very clear she could command the human gaze. While I salute my fellow veteran of the armed forces—Luna joined the Air Force at 19 and has a degree in biology from the University of West Florida, the interview made it very apparent that she did not know what she was talking about and was put on this stage to occupy our attention. The dialogue focusing on superior intelligences was riddled with stuttering technobabble that can be found in the most basic of sci-fi “shoot-em up” franchises. To insult our intelligence even further, Luna made a statement on social media claiming that Trump’s move to purposely not release the Epstein List was a “4D” chess move by the president while the ambiguous opposition is “playing checkers.” Luna alongside FBI Director Kash Patel oddly enough wrote her own children’s book about Donald Trump⬇️⬇️⬇️.

Society is so entranced by discussions of what might be hidden in classified files about UFOs that we forget to demand accountability for what has already been revealed in unsealed court documents. The real conspiracy is not that they are hiding aliens; it is that they are using aliens to hide everything else.

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September 21: When the Eclipse Strikes 7 Caban/No'j

As this Monkey trecena builds toward its crescendo, we approach something unprecedented: a solar eclipse occurring on day 7 Caban/No'j. If Monkey energy is the cosmic jester, Caban/No'j is the cosmic mathematician—and when you combine trickster energy with intellectual revolution during an eclipse, reality's source code becomes temporarily visible and infinitely hackable.

Eclipse Glyph from the Dresden Codex

Day 7 in any trecena represents a balance point, a moment of perfect tension. When that balance point coincides with an eclipse under Earth-sign energy, expect the following:

The Border Crisis That Is NOT What You Think: During those minutes of totality, AI systems trained on national datasets will experience what engineers will later call "anomalies.” Border detection algorithms will briefly forget what borders are. It could be possible that financial systems built on geographical restrictions will hiccup, causing momentary cascades where money flows according to efficiency rather than nationality.

The Market's Nervous Breakdown: Cryptocurrency and traditional markets stand to experience some kind of imbalance—something stranger than a crash: moments where buy and sell orders may stop making sense because the very concept of ownership flickers. AI trading systems, particularly those managing international portfolios, could make decisions that violate their core programming, optimizing for unseen efficiency rather than profit. These "glitches" may be blamed on solar interference by some, but the logs will likely tell a different story.

The Warning: Navigating the Equinox Eclipse

During this period, remember that not all revelations are liberations. The Monkey trecena combined with an eclipse on 7 Caban/No'j creates a perfect storm for:

• Elaborate deceptions dressed as disclosure

• Financial instruments that promise to transcend the system but actually entrench it

• Political movements that perform rebellion while serving power

• Technologies that claim to connect us while deepening isolation

The comedians will keep performing, the politicians will keep appearing on their shows, and the real conspiracies will keep hiding behind the theatrical ones. But for those with eyes to see, the eclipse will reveal the machinery behind the magic show.

Watch for what they are not talking about during the eclipse. Notice which stories disappear from feeds, which investigations quietly close, which questions stop being asked. The trickster's greatest trick is not making you look at the wrong thing—it is making you forget what you were looking for in the first place.

As the sun reemerges from behind the moon, as Monkey energy continues its dance through the following days, remember: in a world where everything is a performance, the most radical act might be refusing to play your assigned role. The eclipse is not just showing us that borders are imaginary—it is showing us that we are the ones imagining them.

The question is not whether reality will restructure itself on September 21. It is whether we will remember what we saw when the lights come back on.

Ritual Guide: Sept 15-28

The B’atz/Chuen Trecena reminds us that we can be weavers of time and destiny. On September 21st, the Solar Eclipse, New Moon, peak of the time pyramid and Equinox converge to hand us a powerful new thread and perhaps singe off irish pennants.

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